Check Your Game
'Cause I'm a disciple can't you see?
Avoid the horrors of the big microwave
The instant dinner for the man in the cave
I'm sure the lord will forgive your faults
Now you just gimme your gold and follow my call
'Cause I'm one hell of a kid
I'm God's favourite
'Cause me and the lord we got this heavenly deal
He is my master and he taught me to steal
Yeah, me and the lord we got this fifty-fifty split
The old man says that I'm one hell of a kid
Yeah, the old man says that I'm one hell of a kid
I must be God's favourite
I'm God
Dysentery Gary
Got a lotta heartache
Hes a fucken weasel
His issues make my mind ache
Wanna make a deal
Cause I love your little motions
You with your pigtails
What a nice creation
Worth another night in jail
Hes a player, diarrhea giver, trying to grow his hair out
'Cause his friends were listening to Slayer
I would like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom trying on his fathers tights
Life just sucks, I lost the one
I'm giving up
She found someone
Theres plenty more, girls are such a drag
So all you little ladies
Be sure to choose the right guys
You'll come back to me maybe
Ill shower you with lies
Got a lotta heartache
Hes a fucken weasel
Decisions make my mind ache
Want to make a deal
Ease away the problems and the pain
The girl chose the guy that makes you want to kick and scream
All along, you wish that she would stay
Fuck the guy who took her and ran away
Hes a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out
When friends were listening to slayer
I would like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom trying on his fathers tights
Life just sucks, I lost the one
Im giving up
She found someone
Theres plenty more, girls are such a drag
Fuck this place, I lost the war
I hate you all
Your moms a whore
Wheres my dog?, cause girls are such a drag